Dr. Heaton: French Fry Connoisseur
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

I’ve witnessed a lot of crap over the past few months. Time and time again there is something new to be offended about and I agree. Some deplorable stuff has happened but I realised something the other day and it’s probably not a good thing to say. But I’m tired of giving a shit. And then of course Frank Turner has a song just about that.

Because I’m young enough to be all pissed off
But I’m old enough to be jaded
I’m at the age where I want things to change
But with age my hopes have faded
I’m young and bored of being young and bored
If I was old I could say I’ve seen it all before
In short; I’m tired of giving a shit

God bless you, Frank.

It’s eleven years ago and I’m on the second floor of the Krazyhouse in Liverpool. Holy crap, this song made me flashback hard. I was in university and having the time of life. Don’t anyone tell you that high school is the best years of your life, it’s BS. I hated high school. University was fantastic though.

Pre-Con: Fuck cosplay
During Con: Fuck cosplay
Post-Con: I want to cosplay that.

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

England: Aluminium
America: Aluminum
England: What are you doing now?
American: Getting rid of …
England: Idiot.

ctcon:

Who saw the ConnectiCon Death Match this year?!

I will always get a thrill out of seeing how kind of intimidating I look in the background of this. I know I definitely didn’t feel the same way inside but I’m kind of proud about how I look in this.

ctcon:

Who saw the ConnectiCon Death Match this year?!

I will always get a thrill out of seeing how kind of intimidating I look in the background of this. I know I definitely didn’t feel the same way inside but I’m kind of proud about how I look in this.

emir-dynamite:

Sage advice from The Thick of It on FaceBook.

emir-dynamite:

Sage advice from The Thick of It on FaceBook.

Not listening to anything else for the rest of the day. Just repeating from 4:16 to the end again and again.

Goodbye!

Attention: people who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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I made a comment on this when someone shared this on FB, but I had to add here too.

As a dude, this is extremely vital if you plan on wearing spandex. Now I think it’s slightly misleading when it says it gets rid of the bulge. It doesn’t. You will still technically have a bulge. What you won’t have is people being able to tell exact details of what you look like underneath the spandex. No one wants to know that much detail about you on first meeting. This thing basically just smooths you out but you are still going to be obviously defined as male.

I will state though, that these things are the bane of my existence. They are not comfortable. I think the longest I’ve lasted is around six hours, at which point the thong part just hurts way too much and the waistband really cuts into your sides. I’ve been left with marks from these things for a day afterwards.

I will still wear it though in costume. I swear to God, you have no excuse. Wear the damn thing. Suck up the pain. It makes your costume look that much better.

secondlina:

Valor: A fairy tale anthology about courageous heroines starts today!

Valor is a comic anthology of re-imaged fairy tales showcasing the talent of some of the top creators in the field of digital comics. The purpose of this book is to pay homage to the strength, resourcefulness, and cunning of female heroines in fairy tales. Some of these are recreations of time-honored tales. Others are brand new stories, designed to be passed to future generations.

The anthology will be young adult friendly and in color, each story being 4 to 15 pages long.

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE KICKSTARTER PAGE TO SEE OUR LIST OF AWESOME CREATORS AND OUR FANTASTIC REWARDS!

CLICK HERE for the Kickstarter

CLICK HERE for the official tumblr.